Well, my battle continues.
I am still losing.
If I put on any more moisturizer in my day, my body will likely start producing it on it's own.
I heard your tendency to get stretch marks during pregnancy has a lot to do with genetics. Well, beats me because my dear mother didn't get a single one (a thoughtful fact she decided to share in the midst of my battle).
At least my Dad's looking out for me. I hope you find as much joy in this series of texts as I do! He couldn't make us sound more like country hicks if he tried. Keep in mind while reading them that I'm the girl who feels more comfortable on a horse than on her own two feet, and when someone asks my Mom what she does for a living she says "I shovel manure". It's just the kind of folk we are!
Dad: Mom said you were battling stretch marks. I've got some hoof and hide balm that Equiproducts says fixes everything!
Paige: Are you being serious?
Dad: Well....you have hide, don't you?
...oh Dad, I could not possibly love you any more.
hahahahaha that sounds EXACTLY like something that would transpire between my dear father and i. keep me updated on whether the hide balm works!
ReplyDeletemad love, my dear friend
jennifer k.